Milyn’s Meddlesome Mentions

Milyn Ross, Staff Writer

Hello and welcome back my beautiful Wildcats. How are you guys doing today? Good? Good. I bet you’re wondering how I’m doing, well I’ll tell you. I’m honestly super happy. Do you wanna know why?? Well of course you do, because otherwise you wouldn’t read it. I’m happy because I think this is the BEST edition of Milyn’s Meddlesome Mentions. I had a blast writing this edition and I feel like you’ll have a blast reading it. So without further ado… Here’s the third edition of Milyn’s Meddlesome Mentions. 


“Thanks for supporting my every move.”

I actually love this. I am so happy. I was so ready for this positivity. This is the best thing that I have heard in a long time and I just love it. Everyone needs a hype person in there life you know?? Everyone should have that ONE person who just backs them up on their wild and crazy dreams because that’s what we are supposed to do as friends. And… humans in general. I feel like there’s WAY too much competition and trying to push people down to push yourself up in this world. We need more people like this. More people who support other people. So whoever this is, I thank you. I thank you for being an amazing human being.


“It’s gonna be so cold outside and I am NOT ready for it.”

Okay… Let’s talk about this. Like let’s REALLY talk about this. This is hilarious. Because I heard this maybe like four weeks ago or so, and they were right. Like spot on the money. Until they weren’t… you know? See that’s the thing with what I like to call “Illinois Weather” because can we just rewind to like Halloween and Halloween eve (I know it’s not a thing but I’m making it a thing so you’re welcome everyone), but seriously those days it was like a freakin BLIZZARD but now it’s like spring. I really don’t understand. Like that Thursday I wouldn’t dare go outside with anything less than a hat, scarf, and gloves. The Thursday after that, on the other hand I wore a jean jacket. A. Jean. Jacket. That’s it! It’s crazy. We love Illinois weather we just absolutely LOVE it.


“Dang… He just ditched yo a**”

I saw this happen and I have to agree that he did in fact ditch her. It was so weird because they were talking, and then all of a sudden he just walked away. It was almost like he was a robot and he was being summoned elsewhere. I couldn’t believe it. He just stared at her and was like “oop I’m gonna go now” and just turned away and then left. It was freaky like he was possessed. Then the poor girl was just stuck there all by herself. 


“OH NO. I don’t want it in here *gestures to uterus* for 9 months. Someone else can do it for me and then just give me their baby.”

THANK YOU. I love this so much. It is actually hilarious. It is so perfect, and I think it actually sparks an interesting conversation. Whenever I’m like “Oh I wanna be a mom” everyone like gasps and prays over me or something. Like I want to get pregnant at that VERY moment, but that’s NOT what I mean. I mean that when the time comes to be a mom I am going to be super excited about it. Not that I’m gonna go try to have a baby as a senior in high school. We all know that would be super insane. But anyways to this girl I love you, and I 100% appreciate you for saying this, because I totally get you.


“You broke up with me 4 times already!!”

I don’t understand what’s happening here. And I’m not exactly sure I WANT to know what’s going on. Because it’s like… honey if she broke up with you that many times I think you just gotta let her go. I mean… she can’t be THAT sweet and you guys can’t be THAT cute together in order to keep breaking up and getting back together. I know she might mean a lot to you whatever but let me tell you honey NOBODY deserves to be played. I don’t care who you are, you deserve to be valued as the true gem that you are. Because I promise you that youre a catch, and don’t ever let some stupid boy or girl who can’t see that you’re an amazing human tell you otherwise. Don’t put your value in a relationship. End of story.


That’s all for this edition of Milyn’s Meddlesome Mentions and thank you so much for this. I appreciate my fellow Wildcats because without you this would not be possible. You guys are honestly what gets me through the day and I have had a great time listening to random bits and pieces of your conversations.