Every zodiac sign, rated.
Dude, what’s my sign?!
Aries (3/21-4/19) – The Hype-Up Friend. This sign is known as “The Ram” for a reason. Albeit a bit headstrong and hot-headed, people under this sign are filled with passion for what they believe in. Those who fall under Aries are outgoing, easy to befriend, and are ready to throw hands. Rating: (7.3/10.)
Taurus (4/20-5/20) – Total plant mom. While kind-hearted and generous, Taureans are also stubborn as a bull. Down-to-earth and genuine, this sign embodies loyalty. The perfect yoga buddy. Rating: (7/10.)
Gemini (5/21-6/20) – Because of their twin-like nature, Geminis are often dismissed as the most two-faced sign of the zodiac. While some Geminis are more reserved and studious, others are outgoing and fun-loving. Both sides of the Gemini hold an indescribable allure which is undeniable. People who fall under this sign bring a unique intelligence to any conversation. Rating: (7/10.)
Cancer (6/21-7/20) – The type of person to queue “Pretty When You Cry” at a homecoming after-party. Despite being a bit of a homebody, friends under this sign always prove to be a good shoulder to cry on. Rating: (7.5/10.)
Leo (7/21-8/22) – They’re alright. Rating: (6.5/10.)
Virgo (8/23-9/22) – Organized, pragmatic and witty, Virgos make everything seem effortless. The type of friend you invite over to help color-code your closet. Rating: (7.5/10.)
Libra (9/23-10/22) – Libras love for balance often comes with the side effect of indecisiveness. Despite this, Libras’ go-with-the-flow, carefree nature is always a nice break from typical high school stresses. Rating: (7/10.)
Scorpio (10/23-11/21) – The brooding tween of the zodiac. This sign is often initially reserved, but their intense and passionate personalities begin to shine when they feel comfortable. Stubborn to the core, but some of the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. Rating: (9/10.)
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) – Loud, confident, and fun-loving, you can never get enough of Sagittarian antics. The perfect friend to go on a spontaneous adventure with. Sagittarians prove to be the friend you can always count on for a good time. Rating: (9.5/10.)
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) – Holden Caulfield called: he wants his angst back. People under this sign may not be excitable like Aries or as free-spirited as Libra, but they make up for it with their reliable, heart-of-gold nature. Rating: (8.5/10.)
Aquarius (1/20-2/18) – Gemini’s quirky, social activist little sister. Unproblematic and keeps to themselves. Lives for their opinions, but will also die for them. Bonus points for Paris Hilton. Rating: (7/10.)
Pisces (2/19-3/20) – They may seem initially reserved, Pisces are total emotional open books when you get to know them. Caring, genuine and full of good intentions. Please stop crying. Rating: (6/10.)
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Salman is a senior at Neuqua Valley and is a second-year member of The Echo. He is also a member of the Tech Crew at Neuqua Valley. His hobbies include...
Katelyna • Apr 4, 2020 at 8:20 pm
For the good and honest i think zodiac signs suck. People get too involved trying to figure things out and stuff and they let a stupid google website about their “zodiac sign” tell them their personality and who they are. How STUPID is that!? I hate it honestly it’s called prejudice. In our world we’re trying to stop stereotypes and yet people are creating them here by saying “oh you’re born in may, well then this is how your personality is going to be.” Then people obsess and believe these made up websites about their “personality”? Someone needs to stop these stereotypes and labels now. I have a friend who’s a Sagittarius and she’s the biggest jerk i’ve ever met. Don’t mess with freakin’ stereotypes. They ruin friendships and if you all want to be IDIOTS be IDIOTS and ruin this world!
Mr. Rossi • Sep 20, 2019 at 10:01 am
Typical Scorpio propaganda! Applying your methodology, I’m ranking the top Salmans:
Salman Khan, Actor: Never seen any of his movies, but his hair is on point, and his Wikipedia page is a fascinating read. (8.9/10)
Mauhammed bin Salman, King of Saudi Arabia: Pro: Allowed Saudi women to drive. Cons: May pull United States into war. It’s a wash! (8.9/10)
Salman Rushdie, Author: Award-winning author. Has a ceiling tile quote in Mr. Rossi’s classroom. (8.9/10)
Salman Khan, Opinion Writer for the Echo: COMPLETELY UNDERRATED LEOS (8.9/10)
Lora Nwanesi • Sep 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm
I would NOT queue “Pretty When You Cry” at a homecoming after-party!!! I apologize. Besides THAT, this was pretty accurate in general. Good read. Nice job, friend.