Every zodiac sign, rated.

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Aries (3/21-4/19) – The Hype-Up Friend. This sign is known as “The Ram” for a reason. Albeit a bit headstrong and hot-headed, people under this sign are filled with passion for what they believe in. Those who fall under Aries are outgoing, easy to befriend, and are ready to throw hands. Rating: (7.3/10.)

Taurus (4/20-5/20) – Total plant mom. While kind-hearted and generous, Taureans are also stubborn as a bull. Down-to-earth and genuine, this sign embodies loyalty. The perfect yoga buddy. Rating: (7/10.)

Gemini (5/21-6/20) – Because of their twin-like nature, Geminis are often dismissed as the most two-faced sign of the zodiac. While some Geminis are more reserved and studious, others are outgoing and fun-loving. Both sides of the Gemini hold an indescribable allure which is undeniable. People who fall under this sign bring a unique intelligence to any conversation. Rating: (7/10.) 

Cancer (6/21-7/20) – The type of person to queue “Pretty When You Cry” at a homecoming after-party. Despite being a bit of a homebody, friends under this sign always prove to be a good shoulder to cry on. Rating: (7.5/10.) 

Leo (7/21-8/22) – They’re alright. Rating: (6.5/10.)

Virgo (8/23-9/22) – Organized, pragmatic and witty, Virgos make everything seem effortless. The type of friend you invite over to help color-code your closet. Rating: (7.5/10.) 

Libra (9/23-10/22) – Libras love for balance often comes with the side effect of indecisiveness. Despite this, Libras’ go-with-the-flow, carefree nature is always a nice break from typical high school stresses. Rating: (7/10.) 

Scorpio (10/23-11/21) – The brooding tween of the zodiac. This sign is often initially reserved, but their intense and passionate personalities begin to shine when they feel comfortable. Stubborn to the core, but some of the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. Rating: (9/10.)

Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) – Loud, confident, and fun-loving, you can never get enough of Sagittarian antics. The perfect friend to go on a spontaneous adventure with. Sagittarians prove to be the friend you can always count on for a good time. Rating: (9.5/10.)

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) –  Holden Caulfield called: he wants his angst back. People under this sign may not be excitable like Aries or as free-spirited as Libra, but they make up for it with their reliable, heart-of-gold nature. Rating: (8.5/10.)

Aquarius (1/20-2/18) – Gemini’s quirky, social activist little sister. Unproblematic and keeps to themselves. Lives for their opinions, but will also die for them. Bonus points for Paris Hilton. Rating: (7/10.)

Pisces (2/19-3/20) – They may seem initially reserved, Pisces are total emotional open books when you get to know them. Caring, genuine and full of good intentions. Please stop crying. Rating: (6/10.)